FAQ – My wife and I haven’t had sex in 30 years…

We’ve all been there. It’s been 3 long decades and you haven’t so much as seen a nipple. Of course it starts when she stops cooking for you, but it doesn’t end there. Your monthly blowjob turns into a bi-monthly tug job. And she doesn’t even bother using lube. Your pittance of a dry-wank isn’t where she stops. She needs to break your ego and destroy your friendships before she’s done.

Sure, anybody can relate. Once she stops with the wang-sanding, you start noticing she’s not around as much anymore. She’s out with her other guy friends. They’re “just friends” though, so you believe it. Why not? She hasn’t slept in the same bed with you for months anyway. You can trust her!

That’s when it hits you, you haven’t seen or heard from her in years. You don’t have the heart to suggest counseling, but you know that’s what you two need. A good sit-down with a therapist. That will straighten everything out and make her love you again. Once you find out where she went and what she did with all that money in your bank account.

Everything will be just fine.

 

-RPS the love doctor.

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